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  • Writer's pictureOlivia Corvisart

What I Do Not Engage In

Updated: Aug 5, 2023

We have all have had the experience of being requested and/or forced to do something that we do not enjoy, right? No one likes Mondays. I am surprised that there hasn’t been a petition started yet in an attempt to abolish them. I know of no one that likes to take out the trash, scoop cat poop, work late on Fridays or work on a group project with underachievers.

There are several things that I do not enjoy engaging in and will not do as an adult companion no matter how much I am compensated. The most commonly requested act is Greek. While I will perform Greek a.k.a. pegging with glee on you, making a request to do it to me will elicit this response:

Before you get into, “Have you tried it, though?” My answer is yes. And I have even done it in my civvy life as well. I still don’t like it. I also am not turned on by fingers placed in my ass either. It’s just one of those things that I do not receive pleasure from and I find preparing for it anxiety inducing.

Furthermore, I am not submissive and do not enjoy taking a submissive role in BDSM and fetish play. If you are a dominant seeking a submissive or the type of guy that once dated a submissive woman who was into submissive things (i.e. being lightly choked, slapped, talked down to, etc) then I am definitely not the play partner you seek. What you seek is a true submissive or a switch.

Even the lowest volume adult companion/Sugar Baby still has 50+ sexual encounters in a 12-month span. RE-READ THAT SENTENCE AGAIN PLEASE! I am not often courted by new suitors and many of the kink and fetish activities I engage in do not involve intercourse; however, I care about my sexual health and I get tested every three months no matter what to ensure that I am healthy and that everything is functioning as it should. I want to live to see A.I. Sex Robots, humans in hover chairs like on Wall-E, the Rapture and when Betty White dies and is resurrected on the third day and all of humanity discovers that she is really Jesus who has been living among us all this time. I am aware that the general population gets tested on average only whenever they suspect something is wrong which equates to "inconsistently". Why would I want to have unprotected sex with anyone when I am actively polyamorous? Why would you want to have unprotected sex with ANYONE—EVER?! Seriously think about that for a second, please? While it is true that most STD/STI's can be dealt with by taking a pill or getting a shot in the ass there are many that no amount of AJAX, bleach or prayer to a particular god will heal. Why open yourself up to contracting HIV, herpes or hepatitis? GET CHECKED REGULARLY! Oh and wash your hands!

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